Funny joke

There's a guy at a bar, staring blankly at his drink. He stays like that for hours. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man cries. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
Hilarious!... but a little dark too! Here's a more light hearted funny joke which I love...
So a blond gets free helicopter lesson. She drives to the airstrip and asks the instructor if she can have her lessons. The instructor teaches her the controls and tells her: "Call me on this radio every 2000 feet".
So she goes in the helicopter and takes off. At 2000 she called him. At 4000 feet she calls him. At 6000 feet she calls him. But, at 8000 feet she does not call him.
He was wonder what was going on when he heard a CRASH from behind him. The instructor ran over to the crashed helicopter and asked the blond what happened.
She replied: "It got really cold, so I turned off the big fan".

Haha,it not very funny right?

refer-http://ezinearticles.com/?Funny-Jokes&id=1552303

How to buy your own private island

When we are become an adult, we will start to find a new place for accommodation for future.I am thinking to buy my own private island when I am 12 years old.Although now I think this is a crazy think,but we still can consider it .Nothing is impossible!http://www.thepirateking.com/fun/private_island.htm
In this website ,we can know the basic information we must consider bafore it when we really want to buy a private island.

Storm

A storm is any disturbed state of an astronomical body's atmosphere, especially affecting its surface, and strongly implying severe weather. It may be marked by strong wind, thunder and lightning (a thunderstorm), heavy pecipitation, such as ice (ice storm), or wind transporting some substance through the atmosphere (as in a dust storm, snowstorm, hailstorm, etc).
Storms are created when a center of low pressure develops, with a system of high pressure surrounding it. This combination of opposing forces can create winds and result in the formation of storm clouds, such as the cumulonimbus. Small, localized areas of low pressure can form from hot air rising off hot ground, resulting in smaller disturbances such as dust devils and whirlwinds.

for more information-please go to-http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Storm

Car accident

Car accident is a road traffic incident which usually involves one road vehicle collidingwith, either another vehicle, Car accidents suck and if you get in one your dead another road user, or a stationary roadside object, and which may result in injury or property damage, or possibly death.

I don't why the people in this current era like to drive speedly,especially for the teenagers.Likes don't know the effect when happen accident. In figure,the value of happen accident in Malaysia be come increase start from 1990 years.Mostly happen at the motocycle driver,because the safety is most

refer-http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Car_accident

Class

Recently,my lecture for teaching technical english are give some work to our "cool boy" group. The tittle for our is -PREPOSITION .Actually, a preposition is to indicates a relation between things mentioned in a sentence.For examples:

below


1. lower in spatil position than
The treasure is buried 2 meters below the ground.
2. Lower in value than
The temperature is below zero.

In Front Of


•facing someone, or a group of people
He was nervous about speaking in front of such a large group.
•in the presence of someone
Not in front of the children!
•located before something else
I'll take the one in front of the black one.


Close To

•near
The room was close to bursting



refer:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Preposition_and_postposition

Particle

Particle may refer to:

In chemistry:
Colloidal particle, part of a one-phase system of two or more components

In physics:
Subatomic particle, which may be either:
Elementary particle, a particle of which larger particles are composed, also called a fundamental particle
Composite particle, a bound state between several elementary particles
Point particle, an idealized particle that does not have any volume

Particle is the basic structure of the whole things in world.We have learn it in many subject and this important to explain the theory based to the characteristic of particle.

refer-http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Particle

CAST iron

We learn the cast iron in our first semester material classes.Cast iron can used widely.Cast iron usually refers to grey cast iron, but identifies a large group of ferrous alloys, which solidify with a eutectic. The color of a fractured surface can be used to identify an alloy. White cast iron is named after its white surface when fractured due to its carbide impurities which allow cracks to pass straight through. Grey cast iron is named after its grey fractured surface, which occurs because the graphitic flakes deflect a passing crack and initiate countless new cracks as the material breaks.

refer-material text book and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cast_iron