Funny joke

There's a guy at a bar, staring blankly at his drink. He stays like that for hours. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man cries. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
Hilarious!... but a little dark too! Here's a more light hearted funny joke which I love...
So a blond gets free helicopter lesson. She drives to the airstrip and asks the instructor if she can have her lessons. The instructor teaches her the controls and tells her: "Call me on this radio every 2000 feet".
So she goes in the helicopter and takes off. At 2000 she called him. At 4000 feet she calls him. At 6000 feet she calls him. But, at 8000 feet she does not call him.
He was wonder what was going on when he heard a CRASH from behind him. The instructor ran over to the crashed helicopter and asked the blond what happened.
She replied: "It got really cold, so I turned off the big fan".

Haha,it not very funny right?

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